Chronicles of a Lagos Baddie

She wanted soft life. Lagos gave her soft kings, shared playlists, and stress in designer wrappers. In a city where the traffic is endless, the men are audacious, and the group chat is gospel, one woman is just trying to find peace, power, and possibly love, without becoming somebody’s motivational quote. From romantic voice notes to mysterious TikTok chefs, failed soft launches, and one too many “good morning” texts that turned into ghosting, Chronicles of a Lagos Baddie is your front-row seat to the trials and triumphs of a woman navigating the mess and magic of modern Lagos dating. Told in episodes — part diary, part drama, and all heart — this book is for every girl who’s ever sent a screenshot to the girls, drafted a message in her Notes app, or been tempted to start a podcast after heartbreak. Come for the chaos. Stay for the comebacks. This isn’t just her story — it’s yours, too.